omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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