How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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