did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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