Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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