it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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