I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
