did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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