I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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