I am puke
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
My pussy is not your playground.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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