I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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