Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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