I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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