jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Reggie can tackle my bush.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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