help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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