I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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