Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm too high and old for this...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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