she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you would pick up someone in the library
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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