is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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