Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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