he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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