My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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