O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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