happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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