All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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