i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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