Umm I'm too high to move.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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