Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Never joke about your clitoris.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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