do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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