He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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