i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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