chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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