hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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