I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
