He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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