Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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