I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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