So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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