Sry I called you an 8
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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