I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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