I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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