my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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