Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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