Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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