used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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