i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
