I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I am available for nakedness
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
