Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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