He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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