It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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