i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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