exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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