Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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