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God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.

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(818): View more from California

I'm like cupid

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You're a whore with a bow and arrow

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.

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(613): View more from Ontario

i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick

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(480): View more from Arizona

He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.

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