I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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