I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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